A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three people coming out of the house.
The Physicist says, "The measurement wasn't accurate".
The Biologists says "They have reproduced".
The Mathematician says, "If a person enters the house, then it'll be empty again."
Three statisticians went duck hunting and they saw a duck flying.
The first statistician fired his gun, but the shot went a metre too high.
The second fired his gun but the shot went a metre too low.
The third statistician cried, "Bullseye!"
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